The correct answer was social media director.
We doubt Isabella and Lylla will both still want to be ballerinas when they grow up (also, awesome job sticking to gender norms, kids!), but we're betting Albert will want to be a person who stays home and does nothing for the rest of his life. We appreciate that he specifically does not say he wants to be a stay-at-home dad. He doesn't want to care for kids or clean up the house or be responsible for anything but sitting on his own rapidly expanding ass. Little word of advice, Albert: try being a blogger. Also, has anyone spoken to David's parents?