It's hard enough to deal with your own (f*cked-up) life without the added pressure of letting down your loved ones.

Here are some situations that can easily be reimagined in Grandma-speak:

1. "Are you dating anyone nice?"

You've just been broken up with by someone that you didn't even like that much and you're more annoyed that they beat you to it than you are heartbroken. Still, the last 3 relationships have been failures ranging from disappointing to painful. You're crazy, they're crazy, and nothing shows any sign of changing any time soon.