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If you have time to scream, you have time to clean. (Via Daily Star)

Gentlemen, put down your mops. The crown for "Most Aggressive Mopper" has been awarded to John Thornton for his efforts in stealing a hotel maid's mop and and "mopping her into a corner."

According to the Daily Star, Thornton was staying at the Double Tree Hotel in Bristol, Connecticut, when he noticed the terrible tragedy that was a woman incorrectly mopping the floor. Apparently, she was mopping it in a normal, non-aggressive fashion, so he grabbed the mop from her and, as the police report states, began "mopping aggressively."

Sources: Daily Star