The physical and metaphysical implications of this discovery are both vast and harrowing.

Pardon me. It is not my intention to explode your brain all over the nice clean walls of whatever room you're sitting in, but I'm afraid that's precisely what is about to happen. Scottish filmmaker/artist James Houston had one of the greatest Eureka! moments of human history. Maybe the greatest Eureka! moment, actually. (I mean, Archimedes' water displacement thing is a bit obvious, isn't it?)

It turns out that "Fuck off!" sounds exactly the same backwards as it does forwards.