Um, thanks but no thanks, Arizona and Indiana.

Google's Autocomplete function has been providing us with hilarious proof of how stupid, perverted, and biased we all are ever since it was invented. And you can use it to conduct fun (non-scientific) experiments by entering in something like "[State] wants" and it will give you the most common things everyone says that state wants, which is exactly what Mashable did to create this map. 

Some of the states are kind of terrifying: Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama, we might have to separate you three and move you to other places on the map, because you don't seem to be absorbing the lessons of the 20th and 21st centuries (or 19th).

Sources: Mashable | Brian Barrett/Gizmodo