Here's the fakest fake baby ever to appear in an Oscar-nominated film.

(UPDATED: The original clip we posted got taken down, but the Today Show has us covered.)

Skip American Sniper? That's okay. All you need to know is that it had the most unrealistic plastic baby of all time.

Based on these 74 seconds, you may think the movie was a comedy.

It literally looks like a doll a PA picked up at Walmart. Surely somewhere in the film's $60 million budget, they could have set aside a little for a real baby actor? Or at least a better fake baby?

You guys have bigger problems than you ever imagined.

Sources: Vulture