Don't mess with chicks who are at the age of consent.
A married 41-year-old Indianapolis man agreed on Facebook to meet up and have sex with a 16-year-old girl (which is totes legal in Indiana!). But once he arrived at her house, he got a big, painful surprise when he was met by six of her friends instead, who proceeded to punch and kick him, tie him up, and use his credit card for a shopping spree before releasing him to his undoubtedly unsympathetic wife. The teens also went joyriding in the middle-aged guy's midlife crisis Lexus, which apparently did not quite do the trick of curing his midlife crisis. It's hard to say there's a good guy here, but we can't help but enjoy a story where some moron gets what's coming to him.