They would not, could not, with a roo.
Maybe she would have gotten away with it if she had it hidden in her "pouch."
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Last Friday a woman from Beaver Dam, WI brought a baby kangaroo into McDonalds wrapped in a baby blanket and placed in an infant's car seat. When staff politely informed her that the only non-humans allowed in their restaurant came in bulk and flash frozen, she resisted leaving,
When police arrived, she produced a doctor's note claiming that the little 'roo was there to provide her emotional support.
Police insisted she vacate.
According to WTAQ, police officer Rich Dahl said he wasn't sure if "a kangaroo would legally qualify as a service animal to help the disabled."
And here, all this time I've just been eating McDonalds for emotional support.