The Pizza Sweater lets you look as greasy on the outside as you feel on the inside.

Pizza's delicious and no one is going to fight us on that one. But for years, despite the efforts of the pizza lobby in DC, we've only been able to eat pizza even though so many Americans (at least a dozen) wish they could wear pizza as clothing. Thanks to the exploding online craftmaking scene, all those small designers who couldn't get their pizza clothes into Macy's can bring them straight to the people. We've put together a fashion show of pizza apparel (pizzapparel?) found around the web, gathering everything you need to cover your entire body in pizza. 

Sources: CraigerTiger/Sexy Sweaters | Jeremy Scott on Serious Eats | Sweater Dress on Etsy | High Snobiety | Once Upon A Pizza | Randommization | Eat Me Daily | BuzzFeed | Polyvore | Craftster | Etsy