We've been trying to pin down what those toe shoes make us feel when we see you weirdo runners wearing them. They hit some part of our brain that tricks us into thinking your feet have genitalia, and your shoes are a really tight speedo that's trying to draw attention to the contours of your foot junk. We didn't say it makes sense, we just need you to know that when you wear those shoes, we feel like you're trying to shove your foot penises in our face. Stop shoving your foot penises in our face. Thanks.