Don't screw where you kick balls, as the saying goes. (file photo)
People do co-ed adult sports to meet people, specifically people of the opposite sex (people do everything to meet people of the opposite sex). But one kickball team captain is asking his dude players to refrain from making a move on the lady players—at least for the first five weeks of the season—in this email obtained by Deadspin.
As long as you realize it's really, really sexist. (excerpt via Deadspin)
Basically, the captain's reasoning (which he recognizes is totally sexist) is that when women have sex with someone on the team, they get "ashamed" or never want to see the guy again, and then they stop showing up for games. This makes playing harder for everyone, since league rules usually state there have to be even numbers of men and women on each team.
The captain, whose name is redacted, goes ahead and spells out his rule:
Of course, for this to work, playing kickball has to be more important to these guys than getting laid, which seems extremely unlikely. Looks like this team is headed for a terrible season of excellent sex.
See the rest of the email over at Deadspin.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)