May all your daughters find a strong, strapping young man like this nice lady.

Fox News ran this article by Suzanne Venker, an author plugging her book How To Choose A Husband And Make Peace With Marriage, but the photo editor was also apparently plugging a book called, How To Choose A Photo That Voids Every One Of The 1000+ Words Beneath It. This photo made the rounds last year when these newlyweds became the first same-sex couple to be married atop the Empire State Building. Not a bad illustration for an article arguing that we need to bring back the traditional male-female marriage roles that started to go out of style somewhere around the time TV's Lucy got a job behind Ricky's back.

Sources: Gawker