What exactly is the Hollywood Foreign Press Association?
(courtesy of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association)

The Golden Globes nominations are in, and once again, no one outside of the secret society known as the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, or who isn't entered into Harvey Weinstein's iPhone, has any idea of what they are exactly. We're constantly reminded that the Oscars are serious business and the Golden Globes are fun because it's a "party." A party we're invited to watch, like kids being invited to stand at the top of the stairs on New Year's Eve to watch the grownups drink with their friends.