Amy Schumer says she feels like she "burned all the bridges possible" in her hilarious acceptance speech at the "Glamour" Women of the Year Awards.

Within the first minute of getting on stage Tuesday night, Schumer announced, "I'm probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want," to loud applause. She thanked Glamour for being the first magazine that let her be herself in photos, instead of what she explained as a common alternative:

"When a female comic has a photo shoot, they're like, 'Oh cool, like, can you hold this like plastic dick over your head and we're gonna like shoot um like actual cum out of it onto your head? And you're like, "Oh, thank you, yes."

The weird and gross ways that magazines try to photograph female comedians has also been bitingly joked about by Tina Fey in 30 Rock:

Sources: Huffington Post