Jasper the Spaniel loves "smoking" a pipe, just like his master.
"I say, old chap. Have you tried eating your own poop recently? It's quite remarkable!"
(via Irish Examiner on YouTube)
Jasper is an 18-month-old Spaniel living in Galway, Ireland, and he's learned a trick that's more debonair than sit or stay — smoking a pipe just like his owner, Padraic Sirr. Padaric suspects that Jasper first learned to "smoke" by watching him relax with his pipe in the evenings (if only that meant that dogs could also learn to clean the house and cook human dinners just by watching their owners). According to Padraic, Jasper "gets fierce excited when I ask him where his pipe is and will jump up to the drawer on the dresser where we keep it, as he knows well where it is."
Padraic recently quit smoking after developing diabetes, but Jasper still enjoys his pipe. I'm just happy to see a young dog keeping tradition alive and not vaping like all the puppies. On a serious note, the day that somebody starts making "e juice for dogs" is the day that I start building my hermit cabin in the woods. I will get a guard dog, and that guard dog will smoke a pipe.