The most awkward employee training rap about selling home furnishings you'll see today.

The most awkward employee training rap about selling home furnishings you'll see today.
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Forget everything you know about trying to sell bamboo floor lamps to middle-aged white women — Pier 1 Imports' 2003 employee training video/funky-fresh-jam is here to give you the straight dope! The key, from what we can tell, is engaging cutomers in incredibly awkward rap battles wherein you prod them for information until they feel compelled to buy something just to shut you up. This is a creepy method they call "Let's coaching" and it is now the reason we will be doing all of our home decor shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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