Stage 9 baby food.

We've seen plenty of babies with cats and babies with dogs, but what about babies with pet birds? It turns out letting your baby play with your budgie may result in a very messy diaper. Parakeets are probably also a choking hazard, so don't let your infant play with them unattended.

The good news for pet birds, as this video shows, is that the second they leave baby's line of sight, they are instantly forgotten.

Sources: Tastefully Offensive