Time? Time turns babies into teenagers.

Babies. Are they single use, or what? Seems like all there is to do with them is love them and shepherd them into adulthood. Boring! Here are some fun alternative functions for the babies in your life. Use them for all this fun stuff, while they're still small enough to play with like a doll.

1. As little choreographers.

Sure, it's free-form, but it's on the beat. And if you need music...

2. As an instrument.