"This thing is inside my stomach?! Get it out! Get it out!!!"

Hey, I get it. You're extremely excited to meet the little human being who's currently growing inside your (or your partner's) womb. But since that's still a couple months off, maybe you can settle for the next best thing: a grotesque mummified statuette of your gestating fetus!

Unfortunately, 3D Babies—the company which promises to "use your 3D/4D ultrasound or newborn baby pictures to create a custom baby figurine using a 3D printer"—only managed to get IndieGogo users to donate $1,225 of the $15,000 they need to get their business off the ground. I can't imagine why! They're offering an array of skin tones so that your baby can look as realistically death-like as possible. And you get to choose from a number of sizes, depending upon how close you suspect your friends and family will be willing to get to it:

Sources: IndieGogo | h/t The Daily Dot