"Until now, I thought only revenge could slake my thirst! Bring me more of this wet magic!"
Good news, Baby! That magical clear wunderfluid you're enjoying is everywhere! Except California. It's also cheap! Unless you're comparing it to oil or Coca-Cola. Still, for the forseable future, it should be pretty easy to make this kid happy, and when the apocalypse comes, that thirst for water will transform this baby into the warlord of the desert formerly known as America.
All hail Baby King Aich Too Oh, supreme overlord of the Ohio Wasteland.