Babies! People keep getting them, from god knows where. And that means baby gifts, baby showers, and, of course, baby shower cards. One company, Joker Greetings, has created a baby card to congratulate your friends on their upcoming newborn in the most realistic way possible—with a prank card that cries when you open it and will not stop crying no matter what for at least three hours, possibly longer.
In fact, the only way to get the card to stop crying once it starts is to wait for the batteries to run out or to destroy it all together.
Travis Peterson, who started the company with his brother Nick, told BuzzFeed that his experience with his own baby, now three years old, inspired him to make this card in particular. Their company makes similarly obnoxious, sort-of-mean but definitely funny noisy cards for just about every occasion.
The baby shower card is actually not ready yet—the card is expected to ship in March 2016. Funding to create the card was recently raised via KickStarter, where the project earned the honor of being a Staff Pick.