In her crib in the nursery, baby Cthulhu waits dreaming.

Stephen McLaughlin is just a regular guy who is about to become a dad. And, like most normal boring soon-to-be fathers, he created a website specifically so that random strangers on the Internet can suggest and then vote on first and middle names for his unborn daughter. Dads! Am I right?

Thus far, the Internet is being surprisingly conservative, with the top choice of name currently being Amelia Mae McLaughlin. That's surprisingly non-terrible. Still, though, there's a lot of other options that could still bubble up to the top before the April 2 due date. Some of the worst-slash-best are:

Sources: Name My Daughter | h/t The Daily Dot