"Never let me go! BFFffffffffff... ok, too tight, buddy! Too tight!"

Snake handler Jamie Guarino, 34, wants you to know that snakes, in particular pythons, can be loving family pets. He wants you to know it so badly that he taped this video of his 14-month-old daughter, Alyssa, playing with his 10-year-old and 13-foot-long Burmese Python, Nay Nay. There's no denying that Alyssa and Nay Nay are having a blast (well, Alyssa is, anyway—for some reason, I'm having trouble reading the expression in Nay Nay's cold, dead predator eyes), just as there's no denying that many of the people in the comments section are currently having embolisms.

Sources: Barcroft TV