Also known as, "America: The Dessert." Our schedule is really maxed out lately guys and we just don't have the time to separate our meat and ice cream inhalations into separate stages of our face-shoveling time. Burger King's finally cracked it. No longer will we have to carry our bacon around in a plastic baggy and tip the Coldstone guy extra to sprinkle it into the mix (and tip him extra again to not sing). Now if we could just convince those tight-asses at the cupcake shop to spread butter-cream on icing on top of our cheeseburgers.

Sources: NY Daily News