Problem? Problem solved. (via)

There are plenty of good reasons to never park in front of a fire hydrant - you could be putting other people's lives in danger, it's illegal, and you're announcing to everyone that you're an irresponsible a-hole. It's a dick move before a fire breaks out, so when one does, and firemen need to use the hydrant you're parked in front of, odds are they're not going to wait for you to come back and move it. They're kind of a solutions-oriented bunch.

Sources: Fark