Behold, the 63-point-turn.

Let's play a game: Watch the video below and then take a guess: Drunk or Shrooms?

In this case, thinkin' shrooms. If drunk, the driver of this BMW would have just rammed that red car behind her a couple more times, before maybe clipping the taillight off the black car and then taking off. Instead, she's so over-cautious and so frightened of seemingly imaginary obstructions to her exit that she has to be tripping her balls off, trying to avoid all the obese dragons dressed as parking attendants she's seeing scattered about the lot in her hallucination.

Sources: h/t Gawker