"I don't believe in microwaves. My son used one, and now he's gay."

Okay, so maybe you're one of those people who are suspicious of Big Pharma and the so-called "medicines" they're always trying to force into our bodies. You probably read a really interesting blog post that got you thinking about the correlations between all the unnecessary government injections we give our kids and the rising rates of autism. But every time you voice these concerns to friends and family, they look at you askance and turn away, shaking their heads. Why?! Why are they so resistant to your wise considerations?

Sources: Girl Pants Productions