Beach House is okay, though.
We're not big festival people to begin with (never quite enough getting covered in the sweat of strangers), but if you're trying to ensure we won't be attending a concert, definitely name it the Yolo Festival. To be fair to the organizers of this event, it's taking place in the Netherlands, and maybe, in Dutch, "yolo" means something completely different, like "waffles with ice cream" or "fun." To us, however, "Yolo Festival" means people with tattoos behaving with reckless abandon, getting drunk and hooking up with strangers, and lots of being loud and annoying and thinking you're hilarious and awesome when you're not. So, pretty much a regular festival.