"How many times does one go into zero?"
If the schoolhouse is a rockin', don't come a knockin'. (via WSB-TV)
A middle school math teacher was recently fired for allowing his students to turn the classroom closet into a makeshift fuckatorium. Quentin Wright of Dekalb County, Georgia was let go from Champion Middle School after the mother of one of his unnamed (male) students found a disturbing exchange of texts between the two hammering out the logistics of the extra-extracurricular activity. As she told WSB-TV:
“He told my son you can have it from 7:30 to like 8:30."
Totally outrageous! An entire hour for two middle school kids? C'mon, they'll need it for ten minutes, tops.
Good thing he's not an English teacher. (via WSB-TV)
After Wright told the student he didn't have any condoms, the teenager requested that he purchase a 3-pack of Trojan ENZ, but it's unclear if he ever followed through (personally, I think teachers already buy enough of their classroom supplies). Wright also offered to play something (educational?) on his laptop to cover up any noises of frenzied disappointment and told the student to make sure his partner in fornication knew not to tell anyone. (But what about making sure she really loves him for him??)
There's an arrest warrant out for Wright, so he may be spending some time in a darkened room at a different state facility soon, but at least he didn't eat a hamster in front of anyone.
Here's the report, from WSB-TV: