"How many times does one go into zero?"

If the schoolhouse is a rockin', don't come a knockin'. (via WSB-TV)

A middle school math teacher was recently fired for allowing his students to turn the classroom closet into a makeshift fuckatorium. Quentin Wright of Dekalb County, Georgia was let go from Champion Middle School after the mother of one of his unnamed (male) students found a disturbing exchange of texts between the two hammering out the logistics of the extra-extracurricular activity. As she told WSB-TV:

“He told my son you can have it from 7:30 to like 8:30."

Totally outrageous! An entire hour for two middle school kids? C'mon, they'll need it for ten minutes, tops.

Sources: WSB-TV | NY Daily News