Generic cat food doesn't even pretend it will make your cat happy.

Generic cat food doesn't even pretend it will make your cat happy.
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Boy, that Meow Mix cat sure looks like he's having the time of his life!

Yeah, sure, your cat will love Always Save-brand cat food. If you let him get really, really hungry first. Otherwise, he is going to make a face not unlike the cat model on the bag—a face that says, “Really? This again? You think I don’t have standards just because I chewed up and spat out a mouse intestine on the carpet this morning? Don't start in again with how it provides ‘100% complete & balanced’ blah blah blah. How do you think I like being force-fed stale, tasteless food units when my friends are getting the feline equivalent of Cheetos? Fine. Enjoy the extra 50 cents, asshole. I'm going to destroy your apartment now.”

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