It's actually a very common name in Japan.
Redditor jenssey posted this photo of the way her friend's name was written by a Starbucks barista after her friend refused to take off her headphones while she was ordering. Our question is: what did her friend think she was being asked? Do you take cream? Would you like to Supersize that? Are you People's Most Beautiful Woman Gwyneth Paltrow? Unfortunately, Starbucks names are legally binding, and the woman will now have to go by No Thank You Jones forever.