Women now able to find out if they're pregnant without having to sober up.

Women now able to find out if they're pregnant without having to sober up.
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Ladies, are you tired of getting s**t-faced at bars while not knowing for sure if your morning sickness and bizarre food cravings are the result of a pregnancy or simply your being a sloppy drunk? Well, Minnesota-based non-profit Healthy Brains for Children is here to help, with their new in-bar pregnancy test vending machines! Now, for only $3, you can experience either the joy of discovering you're pregnant in a bar, or the complete release that comes from knowing the only possible unwanted results of your previous unprotected romps are herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, HPV, syphillis, bacterial vaginosis and/or AIDS.

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