Bars or bust. 

A 39-year-old woman in Michigan thought she was driving to a bar, but instead drunk-drove herself directly to jail

Patrol units said she was backing up into the parking lot of the sheriff's office trying to convince her boyfriend to get back into the car. The reports don't say why he had gotten out of the car, so we will just have to assume he was either scared to be in a vehicle with a drunk driver, or he was just really excited to get into the bar first. 

Sources: MLIVE | h/t Gawker