I'd clog a toilet so memory eraser would win.

Redditor otepp claims to have posted this in the 4th floor bathroom (of her office? His dorm? Her mansion?). While the concept of a toilet paper poll is genius, I find it hard to believe that so many people would rather have a hoverboard (meh) than a memory eraser. A memory eraser, people. You could do anything you want, say anything you want, make mistakes, tell people how you really feel about them, do a little jig in the middle of a funeral, screw up a job interview, and then get to flashy-thing-it away! Not sure what it says about my temperament that I'd rather be able to erase memories than to make them, but there you have it.

Sources: redditor otepp