Made for each other. (Via Instagram)
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Justin Bieber wants to antagonize every celebrity that crosses his path. Whether they're top of the A-list or bottom of the D-list, he's not leaving Ibiza until everyone he sees wants to finish the job that Orlando Bloom started.
Last night, he turned his aim at the Kardashian-Jenner conglomerate of celebu-borgs when he pressed his Brazilian prostitute infected mid-section against the hind-quarters of Mama Kris Jenner for the above Instagram snap. Not content to let the image speak for itself, Justin tagged daughters Kendall and Kylie Jenner in the post with the classy note, "who's your daddy".
While, it's true, Bruce Jenner would probably spend millions in eye-lid tucks to get his face to look like Justin's, this is starting to get old fast. Does Bieber have any artillery not of the "I fucked something of yours" caliber? The Bloom-Bieber "Rumble In Ibiza" was by all accounts instigated by Justin taunting Orlando about his liaison with Miranda Kerr, and now he's telling the Jenner family deep bench, "Did your mom last night."
Justin Bieber is basically just a mess of walking, talking, men's room stall graffiti. While we do not endorse violence, if anyone in Ibiza this weekend feels capable of throwing a punch that can connect, it'd probably be a real career boost for you. Talk to your management and see if it's the right move.
(by Bob Powers)