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There's no need to bring Blink 182 into this, sir!

All god-fearing people have had these exact thoughts (yes, down to it being like someone shitting in your ears) about house music at once time or another, but few of us are brave enough to actually share those opinions with someone who enjoys it. Redditor Yossarian_Noodle found this note in his apartment building's elevator, possibly because in his building, people's key fobs only allow them to get to their own floors, making inter-floor communication difficult. That explains the need for a note, but as for the note's longwindedness and entertainment value, that's all thanks to the excellent Guy About To Call The Cops.

Sources: redditor Yossarian_Noodle