Originally published: June 19, 2014
I am not a man. I am a graceless, shambling mass of flabby tissue and fluid, and I should just hobble myself and get it over with. These gentlemen floating with elegance in razor sharp stiletto boots as they put to shame everyone who has ever dared to embarrass themselves on the dance floor at a wedding, these are men. The rest of us are monsters.
This clip from Yanis Marshall Choreography was apparently their last rehearsal before appearing on Britain's Got Talent's final live show. They'd better win if they're competing. Britain only has talent as long as these dudes are on its soil.