Originally published: June 19, 2014

Triple threat.

I am not a man. I am a graceless, shambling mass of flabby tissue and fluid, and I should just hobble myself and get it over with. These gentlemen floating with elegance in razor sharp stiletto boots as they put to shame everyone who has ever dared to embarrass themselves on the dance floor at a wedding, these are men. The rest of us are monsters.

Sources: Redditor benchif4