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It was supposed to snow a lot in New York. It only snowed some. New Yorkers don't like it when the thing that happens to them isn't the biggest, most important thing that ever happened to anyone ever. We can barely even stomach the fact that states in New England are still getting pummeled, that the blizzard warning is still in effect in Boston. Boston.

But like most humans, we're mostly just pissed that we thought we had a day off from life today, and that day off was rescinded.