Turn the volume way up on this one to hear his mighty battle cry before heading toward his destiny!

Give him slippery or give him death!

This child may learn his lesson and sit up for his next trip down the slide, but thanks to the permanence of the Internet, he will be forever be captured in our hearts and minds as the innocent who submitted himself to the fate of the slide, bonking his head with a satisfyingly percussive hollowness all the way down.

Is there any amongst us who cannot laugh? Who cannot find joy in the folly of children???

Calm down, he's fine. Jeez.