A series of haiku on boob sweat, every girl's summer nightmare.

A series of haiku on boob sweat, every girl's summer nightmare.
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1.

Hershey Kiss-shaped stains

No I didn't spill something

Why do you ask? Oh.


2.

Fancy sites advise

Try special deodorant!

It won't feel that weird.


3.

Try to run in heat

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A noble, struggling sports bra

Boobs just slide around.

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4.

Almost worse than that

Is the trickle of sweat that

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Drips between the twins.


5.

A wet band of sweat,

Right below your boobs, now stains

All of your t-shirts.


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6.

A Rorschach inkblot

A butterfly or a vase?

Boob sweat can be fun!

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