Babies are alright. But they're really no match for a really good batch of fresh margaritas (with real sour mix—none of that store-bought bottled shit). Yes, a baby has the potential to eventually grow into the kind of caring and decent human being that will make you feel some small sense of validation for decades of hard work and struggle. But a quart of margaritas will make stop caring about all that shit and enjoy your life now. So, you know, it's really no contest.