Now that porn is free to anyone with a WiFi connection, one random cable channel will attempt to compete by letting you watch couples have sex in a box. Wait, it gets worse! All you see is the box!

These two totally just had sex in that box probably!

WeTV is one of the hundreds of random cable channels trying to figure out exactly what kind of garbage you want to let stream by your head as you fold your laundry, and coming soon they've pirated a show that began in England called Sex Box.

Just in case the premise is going over your head, let me break it down for you. There is a box on a stage that is big enough for two people to have sex in... and then two people have sex in it.