The Brouhaha in Utah.

Couldn't they settle it with a neck width competition? (Getty)

Mitt Romney may not be running for president, but that doesn't mean you won't be able to see him be humiliated in a public forum again. That's because he's volunteered to go into the ring with former World Heavyweight Champion Evander Holyfield in an exhibition fight.

Maybe it won't be so bad. Holyfield is 52 now, so he's well past his physical peak. Romney, on the other hand, is 68. And you have to imagine Romney will have dozens of handlers there to keep him from being beaten to too mushy a pulp. Holyfield couldn't possibly fight off all of them as well. Oh wait, yes he could. This is going to be a good fight.

Sources: The Salt Lake Tribune