The incredible, edible actor from "Footloose." (Note: We do not know if Kevin Bacon is actually edible.)

Just like that check you really need arriving late, or a former teen starlet hitting rock bottom, Kevin Bacon becoming a spokesperson for the American Egg Board was inevitable, right? In this well-done "web film" (Bacon's words, not mine), Kevin simultaneously manages to promote eggs and help tear apart a marriage. Now that's the kind of multitasking I can support!

In the AP article about the launch of the campaign, Bob Krouse, CEO of Midwest Poultry Services, notes that "he's glad the egg board is taking a slightly edgier approach in its marketing." With that in mind, here are some other ideas for edgier, Bacon-based web films for the American Egg Board:

Sources: The Korea Times | h/t Reddit