Mmm...chocolate-flecked shortening.

Introducing: the Moreo. They're the fever dream of sugar-addled redditor EternallyXIII, and they just may be the missing ingredient in failed Middle East peace talks. One bite might make Vladimir Putin more tolerant of gays. Just a glimpse of the functional design might cause the U.S. to tell Edward Snowden to come home now. Everything's going to be okay. (They'd be lying, Edward! They've known about Moreos for years!)

Truly, is there anything better than two chocolate cookie logs separated by a river of vanilla stuff?

Sources: Redditor EternallyXIII | @BearSilber | bearsilber on Instagram