Watkins Roofing: Roof as we say, not as we roof.
If you're gonna sell a car, you shouldn't drive a jalopy with the front bumper falling off. If you're going to sell insurance, you shouldn't die all the time. If you're going to open a roofing business, don't do it out of a tin can on the side of the road that crumples under four inches of snow. Watkins apparently claims the building's roof wasn't made by them. In our opinion, if they were really good roofers, they could have, you know, looked up and realized "hey, jugding by my years of roofing experience, that's not a good roof." Or they could let the building collapse and also leave all their equipment outside in the snow because really good business is being done here.