She looks like she's had scales up against her butt cheeks since childhood.

You had me at "Jennifer Lawrence posed nude with a snake," Vanity Fair.

The photo above, "an homage to the 1981 Richard Avedon Vogue portrait of Nastassja Kinski that launched a million dorm-room posters," was taken at a private home for the magazine's upcoming Hollywood issue.

Apparently, J. Law was as "brave and nonchalant" about the whole "being fully exposed while a Colombian red-tailed boa constrictor snuggles up to your buttocks" thing as you'd imagine she would be. Turns out we almost lost her to the snake:

Sources: Vanity Fair