Which crack cracked the web?

The second week of November, 2014 will always be remembered as the week of the butt.

Kim tried to break the Internet with hers, and if by break she means "saturate to the point that people were seeing it in their mind's eye every time they looked at anything round or glazed-donut-like," she did pull that off.

But did she pull off a win in the Great Internet Butt Race? According to the traffic through this little cul-de-sac of the web, the answer is NOPE.