The only man with a stronger coffee addiction than yours.

The only man with a stronger coffee addiction than yours.
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Though dangerous, the barista still corrected him when he called the Grande a "medium."

Our nearest Starbucks pissed us off recently when they stopped giving out free coffees when you buy a pound of beans. Nice to know some branches have kept up the "free coffee with every attempted robbery" promotion. Sawdey was arrested not long after, when he was spotted in a nearby parking lot. We assume he'd finished the coffee and was weighing whether to go back to the Starbucks for a much needed visit to the rest room.

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