A spoonful of sugar (and eggs and flour) helps the resignation go down.
It's almost Friday, and that probably means that a lot of you are thinking about quitting. You do it every week, but one of these weeks you're really gonna do it, gosh darn it. And when you do...boy are you gonna let that boss of yours have a piece of your mind! Except that you need a referral. So, don't do that.
In the unlikely event that you do work up the nerve to quit, consider doing what this person did last week, and put your bitterness in a sweeter form. Then, play it off like a joke! You can show them all the other hilarious departure cakes on the Internet and pretend that you're all in on the joke together. But you're not. Mwuahahaha. NOT AT ALL.
What's that? I'm told that this person's boss reacted by telling her to leave and take the cake with her. Sounds like that's one godless moneywhore who can't take a very serious joke.